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Well we’ve paid a lot of attention to Eric and Bill, the vampire suitors, here at talktrueblood.com….
But what about Alcide? He’s confirmed to be coming back for Episode 4×03 (see below) and Alan Ball certainly seems to be cramming him down our throats as Sookie’s third suitor (like it or not and I am going with not).
I guess….Alcide won’t be sucking her blood at least (*sarcastic cheers and high-pitched whistles as the balloons fall*). Claudine will approve I guess…but wait, she almost trapped Sookie in maggot fairyland where it’s probable she’d be eating this until she dropped dead at some unknown time:
Anyway, let’s get back to Alcide. What exactly is this guy offering her that Eric can’t give her other than romps in the sun?
Outside sex is a bit overrated if you ask me and although Sookie lives without an ever-present neighbor, I don’t think Sookie would like to lend an audience to the many day walkers of Bon Temps that seem to routinely stop by and she can lay out with Tara anyway.
So if you put the daytime romps aside, what exactly are you offering Sookie as a day walker if you WON’T HAVE BABIES (as we found out from Debbie in Episode 3×07???
Also, I mean he’s only there for monetary reasons related to Eric…So your broke too and you remind Sookie every chance you get?…. You pretty much know how to kill a lady-boner don’t you Alcide?
Sookie is also in need of protection, like it or not, and all we ever see is Alcide getting his butt kicked like some overt nerd on the school yard…
So much so that he amounts to nothing more than a pretty boy with bad case of body hair :
Even Russell is dumb-founded by the pathetic nature of your game and he’s gay:
I mean, I know Alcide is hot and all, but doesn’t his presence on the screen kinda remind you of that hot friend you had in high school that was always without a girlfriend because there was just something there that always relegated him to the “friend zone”?
Not to mention that he still loves a woman (the lovely Miss Pelt) that wants to “rip her head off.”
Finally, it’s been a long time since I have seen a quality show on a premium channel with top-notch actors contain an on-screen romantic pairing with such a minuscule amount of chemistry. If you have me wishing Bill was back on the screen, we have a definite problem here MR. ALAN BALL!
Behind Door Number One We Have…
MASTER VILLIAN-Russell Edington- Vampire King of Mississippi!
Why is this vampire the master of True Blood villains? Certainly there are those that equal Russell in the pure tendency toward “evil”. However, nobody masters buisness appeal like Russell! Mastering buisness appeal itself has helped Russell control others. Controlling others effortlessly makes for a more masterful villian than any other.
Russell always manages to command the room (with an upright and wide posture) despite the fact that he may be the smallest, shortest individual/vampire in the room or area:
Russell always starts with a smile before any “polite” gesture:
Russell realizes the value of physical contact and a “handshake”:
Russell never loses eye contact when he makes a point, no matter what the other person is saying or doing or who they are:
Russell is the most dangerous and the most evil because he knows how to manipulate others like none other and claim that power in a way that is seemingly “civilzed” no matter how evil or “uncivilized” he actually is.
Behind Door Number Two We Have QUEEN SOPHIE-ANN:
Why is Queen Sophie-Ann so dangerous? Like Russell, she possesses the capacity for great selfishness and “evil” yet her power certainly has nothing to do with mastering her buisness or people skills for sure. Her power comes from PURE VIOLENCE (sexual and physical) and using her feminity to play men against each other, It also comes from playing her own sexuality and the sexuality of others. Her problems come from the magister who cares for none of those factors.
QSA simulataneously plays on her own sexuality and Bill Compton’s sexuality during his visit to her:
While this technique makes her (QSA) powerful enough and dangerous (because of the unpredictability and violence), it is a house of cards waiting to come down and not nearly as solid as the king’s power.
Now for the more minor villians:
Behind Door Number Three we have Debbie:
Are you surprised? Wait till you notice these signs…
Notice anything here? DING DING DING! Debbie is the werewolf version of QSA (including the non-body language cues, Debbie has an addiction to V. QSA has an addiction to spending money).
Behind Door Number Four we have Franklin Mott:
However, Franklin is too insane to be much of a powerful threat on a wide scale (though he is certainly dangerous).
Finally, are Bill and/or Eric villians? Let us do some photo comparisons…
Bill gets physically violent with women simply bc they annoy him:
Eric gets physically violent with the queen in order to save Pam and possibly himself from her “set up” that caused Pam’s torture and might causes their final death:
Really I could go on and on but I think you get the picture concerning both Eric and Bill.
You Decide. How would you rank “evil” on True Blood?